🐸How Nigerians ask rhetorical questions🙅🐸

The way Nigerians ask questions is most certainly annoying most of the times they answer your question back with another rhetorical question....
You ask someone ....
Why he is smiling?
Reply: so I cannot smile again🐸?....(irrational frog)....
Like the photo I shared below someone asked when I was going back to school, I answered him properly,then I asked him why he was asking.... 
Reply: so I cannot ask a question again??....
Bloody hell,so what about me that answered your question not so long ago....what if I replied your so I cannot ask a question again?? With another
so I cannot ask a question again??..... How'd he feel????🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸...

Anyway aside from that .....you go the supermarket someone asks you,*what are you doing here?*....
Bro I came here to buy something,Is it not obvious ???....do you own the supermarket???.... Nigerians sure don't know how to start a converstion🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸....

The other day I went out alone,and someone asked me if I am the only one that came??🙅😒😕.....Bro,do I have a ghost with me 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸????.....

Funny stuff,someone calls you in the middle of the middle of the night ....the question he asks you is arr you awake ....is it your twin that is picking the call...the right thing to do is ask if he woke you up..... Which reminds me of how people will feel cold. Then they'll cover they selves with sheets instead of turning of the ac...????Blood!!!!!......

The questions go on...I only the few ones I remember I can talk about... Anyway from the frog🐸:BE RATIONAL IN YOUR THOUGHTS DON'T ACT SANE